i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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