oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
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There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
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Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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