So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
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He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
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Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.