drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.