Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
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I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
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You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel