Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
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you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I just blew my weed a kiss
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New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage