i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
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I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
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Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god