do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
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If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
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I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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