I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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