You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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