What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Tell her she can't have a vagina
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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