Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
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At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
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Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
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