If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
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he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
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I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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