So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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