No, you can still breathe under the balls.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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