Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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