why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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