forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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