grandma shit on top of the toilet
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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