After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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