i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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