You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
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