i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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