if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
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dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
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We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I would fuck him just for his dog
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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