theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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