I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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