***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Randomize
