didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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