I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
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Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
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He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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