He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Say something about gay babies.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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