You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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