he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
Randomize
