ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
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No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
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HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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