I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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