Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
never play flip cup with pint glasses
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
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do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
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My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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