Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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