i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
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