Me too!
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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