he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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