Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I can text with my tongue
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I wish there were birth control emojis
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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