I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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