Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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