we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
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