We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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