No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
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No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
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He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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