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You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.

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You're ridiculous

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Your hot

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(586): You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here. (248): You're ridiculous (586): Your hot http://tfl.nu/tqwg

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party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.

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(646): party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record. http://tfl.nu/hgn7

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(203): View more from Connecticut

walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.

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(203): walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers. http://tfl.nu/bvxk

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it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"

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(203): it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq" http://tfl.nu/vhsj

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(845): View more from New York

If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?

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(845): If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one? http://tfl.nu/fmgu

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.

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(724): Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways. http://tfl.nu/hzks

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(415): View more from California

SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!

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(415): SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT! http://tfl.nu/38ig

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She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.

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(860): She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it. http://tfl.nu/dkuo

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he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.

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(846): he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand. http://tfl.nu/15lw

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Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.

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(412): Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day. http://tfl.nu/ky2l

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He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.

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(651): He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old. http://tfl.nu/87vs

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Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?

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(806): Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight? http://tfl.nu/jadi

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.

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(414): This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick. http://tfl.nu/x6x1

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I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.

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(770): I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely. http://tfl.nu/2b5h

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I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "

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(317): I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time " http://tfl.nu/0ln5

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