hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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