that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
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My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
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And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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