therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
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