i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
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pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
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don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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