Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
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I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
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You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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