i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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