She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
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Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
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I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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