I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
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I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
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Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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