Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
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Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
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The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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