No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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