If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
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Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
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i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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