Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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