I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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