What a fucking waste of an outfit
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
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There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
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Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
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