At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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