just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
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