She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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