I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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