wat bout pragnant strippers??
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
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I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
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"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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