we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
