I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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